We study the fundamental classification problem of computing a separating hyperplane for a binary-labeled dataset of size n with normalized d-dimensional features. Letting Φ∈Rn×d denote the feature matrix and γ the margin of the maximum-margin separating hyperplane, we present a randomized algorithm that solves this problem in O~(γ−2/3nnz(Φ)+γ−2(ω+1)/3)-sequential running time (work), O~(γ−2/3)-parallel (computational) depth, and accesses Φ only through O~(γ−2/3)-matrix-vector queries (matvecs). We also present a second, faster randomized algorithm with a O~(γ−2/3nnz(Φ)+γ−2)-sequential running time that uses O~(γ−2/3)-matvecs to Φ, but achieves only O~(γ−4/3)-parallel depth. Both algorithms match the near-optimal deterministic matvec complexity recently established by Kornowski and Shamir [2025], Karmarkar et al. [2026] and achieve improved sequential runtime and parallel depth, albeit at the expense of using randomness.